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Team Edward | Pale. Fast. Dangerous. Tee & Crew Sweater

Team Edward | Pale. Fast. Dangerous. Tee & Crew Sweater

$59.95 AUD
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Yes.

We're aware this reference is about 15 years too late.

No.

We don't care.

Somewhere between Ed Richards becoming one of the AFL's smoothest movers and the internet collectively deciding he looked like he belonged in Twilight, this design became inevitable.

Fast.

Pale.

Dangerous.

The similarities were simply too good to ignore.

Featuring gothic-inspired artwork and enough melodrama to make Forks proud, this tee is for footy fans who appreciate a deep-cut meme and aren't afraid to admit they probably watched Twilight at least once.

Ironically, of course.

Whether you're Team Edward, Team Jacob, or Team "just give Ed another 35 touches," this one's for you.

Because great football.

Bad timing.

And niche internet humour...

...never go out of style.

✅ Available in T-Shirts & Crew Sweaters
✅ Premium feel, perfect for game day or everyday
✅ For fans who wear their passion like a guernsey

T-Shirts

Size
 Body Width (cm)
 Body Length (cm)
Small
 47
 71
Medium
 52
 75
Large
 56.5
 78.5
XL
 61
 82
2XL 64 83.5
3XL 68 85
4XL 75 87
5XL 80 89

How to Measure:

  • Lay an existing t-shirt flat.
  • Body Width: Measure 3cm below armpit, from one side to the other.
  • Body Length: Measure from the top of the shoulder to the bottom of the t-shirt.

Crew Sweater

Regular fit, Mid weight, 290 GSM, 80% cotton 20% polyester anti-pill fleece. Raglan sleeves, sleeve cuff & neck ribbing, and preshrunk to minimise shrinkage.

Size
 Body Width (cm)
 Body Length (cm)
XS
 49
 69.5
Small
 52
 72
Medium
 55
 74.5
Large
 58
 77
XL 61 79.5
2XL 64 82
3XL 67 84.5
4XL
 70
 73
5XL
 85.5
 86.5

How to Measure:

  • Lay an existing t-shirt flat.
  • Body Width: Measure 3cm below the armpit, from one side to the other.
  • Body Length: Measure from the top of the shoulder to the bottom of the t-shirt.
  • Please note measurements can vary within 2.5cm; this is within our tolerance

Sizing & Garment Details

Made from beautifully soft 180 GSM 100% cotton, the t-shirt is super comfy with a great modern cut.
Features Shoulder to Shoulder tape for excellent shape and double needle bottom hem & sleeves. The cotton is pre-shrunk to minimise shrinkage.

How to Measure:

  • Lay an existing t-shirt flat.
  • Body Width: Measure 3cm below armpit, from one side to the other.
  • Body Length: Measure from the top of the shoulder to the bottom of the t-shirt.

When will I get my item?

Your From the Cheap Seats T Shirts are hand printed to order in our partner's print shop in Western Australia.

Please see below for the expected turnaround times.

8-15 business days to most metro areas in Australia

8-20 business days to non-metro areas in Australia

Estimated time includes production + delivery. All advertised times are estimates and not a guarantee.

You will receive a tracking number when your order has been shipped.

Disclaimer

The subject depicted in this product does not endorse nor sponsor the product and has no association with From The Cheap Seats.

All images are original artworks and remain the Intellectual Property of From The Cheap Seats.

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