{"product_id":"patty-voss-shredded-tee","title":"Patty Voss | Shredded Tee","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"1427\" data-end=\"1479\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eThere are two certainties whenever Patty Voss plays.\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1481\" data-end=\"1518\"\u003eOne: he'll crash every pack in sight.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1520\" data-end=\"1566\"\u003eTwo: that guernsey is living on borrowed time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1568\" data-end=\"1598\"\u003eAt first, it looks accidental.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1600\" data-end=\"1642\"\u003eA defender grabs an arm. A seam gives way.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1644\" data-end=\"1656\"\u003eFair enough.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1658\" data-end=\"1688\"\u003eBut then the tear gets bigger.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1690\" data-end=\"1701\"\u003eAnd bigger.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1703\" data-end=\"1814\"\u003eUntil you're left wondering whether the opposition started it... or Patty simply thought, \"While we're here...\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1816\" data-end=\"1874\"\u003eEither way, the guernsey never makes it home in one piece.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe first rip is an accident. 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